23,308 shares
witness petty theft ESCALATE TO HOMICIDE
105,055 shares
runs into ex and her new boyfriend puts car in reverse and hits them again
299,431 shares
water down brandy with rum
219,808 shares
sees depressed people on valentines day mercy kill
149,603 shares
go to strip club with a bag of quarters make it hail
155,548 shares
need to lose weight start a crack-meth diet
51,074 shares
Give up caffeine for the new year take up cocaine
45,255 shares
register for christianmingle.com email customer service about lack of "man seeking man" option
122,678 shares
licks his own elbow by ripping his arm off
59,494 shares
staring contest with the sun
59,741 shares
Laugh more daily
