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Causes drought so that he can be praised when he finally decides to make it rain
32,848 shares
Allows a demon to possess an innocent child won't remove it until priests perform a grueling, tortuous ritual
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"go forth and procreate" lust is a sin and so is premarital sex
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Blame satan for evil in the world under god's control
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everything is part of a divine plan sends rapists to hell for following plan
12,508 shares
Insists on celibacy Has sex with unmarried virgin
37,400 shares
Start human race with incest Incest is a sin
Create animals organize them into families to prove evolution
17,834 shares
infinitely intelligent pleased with mindless rituals
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make you follow my son grant him the ability to walk on water
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