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i told him i if he didn't get off reddit i was leaving with the kids he said "Challenge Accepted"
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He stays up every night playing that stupid game And he's not even 1300elo
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He stays up every night playing that stupid game And he's not even gold
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i asked him if he loved me. he said if there was a zombie apocalypse he would protect me. he then spent 4 hours explaining the various weaponry & shelter he would use if such an incident did occur.
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i asked him to make me waffles for breakfast he handed me a plate of carrots
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He asked if he could look at my stool to find out how much dick i could take
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He went to the bathroom during the previews with his phone He made it back just in time for the credits
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spent hours making him dinner he globbed Sriracha sauce all over it while grunting "om nom nom"
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He made a beautiful painting and told Reddit that I made it.
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told him that i'm unfulfilled in our marriage "/r/firstworldproblems" Caption 3 goes here
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