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At Supermarket Sees cute cashier Self checkout
12,760 shares
Orders at the Drive Thru Eats in the parking lot
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Watch movie alone, totally appropriate. Watch same movie with parents, suddenly full of kinky sex.
13,636 shares
smokes weed becomes paranoid parrot
15,475 shares
see black people coming towards me "Can't cross the street now, or they'll think I'm racist"
14,787 shares
Notice the product you want is behind the counter I can buy it somewhere else
16,161 shares
Needs a piece of paper in class erases a whole used piece instead of asking someone
12,090 shares
Happy Birthday! You too.
19,482 shares
Move into house with new roommates Crack WEP instead of asking
23,798 shares
standing in the queue at fast food restaurant SILENTLY REHEARSING ORDER to self TWENTY TIMES
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