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Have not seen friends in three weeks friends tell me about how great there lives have been in the past three weeks
35,965 shares
phone has been dead in pocket for 3 days didn't notice and no missed calls
52,536 shares
Plays Frisbee with A BOOMERANG
39,150 shares
sees jehovah's witnesses walking past his house
75,759 shares
Goes to see the statue of liberty can now say he has been inside a woman.
197,304 shares
Has sex dream gets rejected in it
165,254 shares
"We all had a friend like this." That Must have been nice.
155,884 shares
Drops soap in prison Still a virgin
165,966 shares
mom finds your condoms lets you know they've expired
90,823 shares
Only drinks Socially 40 years sober
273,107 shares
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