97,694 shares
I'm in jail again monopoly sucks
19,280 shares
I just bought a brick red paint for the den. Think it'll look good?
15,013 shares
just got outta the joint chiefs of staff meeting at the pentagon
10,463 shares
Gotta have my bowl gotta have cereal
11,064 shares
I get violent heartburn from spicy foods
17,369 shares
I left my wife and kids at the entrance while i circled for a spot
10,867 shares
I was high school valedictorian
15,232 shares
Time to wake and bake a cake for my wife's birthday
13,948 shares
IT'S THE POLICE GREATEST HITS ALBUM. WANT TO LISTEN TO IT WITH ME?
16,651 shares
I beat my wife and kids in a rousing game of monopoly
17,592 shares
Laugh more daily
