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Listening to ipod, feel fart brewing pause song so you can hear epic fart
13,386 shares
Brush Teeth While Shitting multi-tasker
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eat cheetos make dog lick hand, wipe hands on dog.
26,999 shares
cook with dirty pots and pans extra flavor
19,679 shares
Open windows room dusted
16,741 shares
Become a sperm donor FAP for money
15,534 shares
wake up with a boner it's easier to just piss in the tub
17,082 shares
burp up small piece of food snacktime
18,467 shares
SKYPE WITH PARENts NEVER HAVE PANTS ON
16,242 shares
dancing with girl at club = pound her with giant erection
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