If someone asks you what time it is and you refuse to tell them are you a clock block?

If someone asks you what time it is and you refuse to tell them  are you a clock block?  Philosoraptor

driving next to semi on the highway im dead

driving next to semi on the highway im dead  Paranoid Parrot

gets pregnant makes facebook account for unborn child

gets pregnant makes facebook account for unborn child  Annoying Facebook Girl

does anything for her kids after they yell long enough

does anything for her kids after they yell long enough  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"What song are you listening to?" Actually a hearing aid

revs engine at traffic light to impress chicks stalls car when light changes

revs engine at traffic light
to impress chicks stalls car when light changes  Socially Awkward Penguin

make it to front page delete post

make it to front page delete post  Insanity Wolf

Offers to retune guitar at party Breaks E string

Offers to retune guitar at party Breaks E string  Scumbag Steve

Freshman level class 70% failure rate

Freshman level class 70% failure rate  Engineering Professor

I should bring my kittens with me on all my sales calls. No one can say "no" to those faces!

I should bring my kittens with me on all my sales calls. No one can say