Accepts your invitation doesn't ask who else is going

Accepts your invitation doesn't ask who else is going  Good Guy Greg

gets pregnant sets ultrasound as profile picture

gets pregnant sets ultrasound as profile picture  Annoying Facebook Girl

"girls are so slutty nowadays!" sluttiest girl you know

"My musical tastes are beyond your plebeian comprehension" posts Hotel California for Karma

ran out of ideas for animals combined several to make platypus

ran out of ideas for animals combined several to make platypus  Advice God

uses "password" for every password

uses

Wants to upvote Double Click

Wants to upvote Double Click  Tech Impaired Duck

Not sure if artist or just homeless

Not sure if artist or just homeless  Futurama Fry

found marijuana in my son's room Cant believe he smokes this shwag

found marijuana in my son's room Cant believe he smokes
this shwag  Repressed Suburban Father

Did you hear about the uprising in Egypt? Moses sure is causing a stir.

Did you hear about the uprising in Egypt? Moses sure is causing a stir.  Slowpoke