Lectures kids on the dangers of marijuana Still a little high from earlier

Lectures kids on the dangers of marijuana Still a little high from earlier  Repressed Suburban Father

Well, time for some fresh air Opens fridge

Well, time for some fresh air Opens fridge  Foul Bachelor Frog

Gets a contact Buzz Facebook status update: "I'm so fucking stoned..."

Gets a contact Buzz Facebook status update:

"Guess who I ran into" My downvote

Under this sweater? slayer undershirt

Under this sweater? slayer undershirt  Repressed Suburban Father

Cooks you dinner Does the dishes, too.

Cooks you dinner Does the dishes, too.  Good Guy Greg

flush toilet get in shower

flush toilet get in shower  Insanity Wolf

I don't always bleed through my pants But when I do, I'm nowhere near a restroom

I don't always bleed through my pants But when I do, I'm nowhere near a restroom  The Most Interesting Man In The World

"OMG I HATE ATTENTION WHORES" "LIKE IF YOU AGREE"

Not sure if there's a problem with my internet or reddit just being slow

Not sure if  there's a problem with my internet or reddit just being slow  Futurama Fry