created the universe just wanted an apple pie

created the universe just wanted 
an apple pie  Advice God

Not sure it hot and petite or cute and underage

Not sure it hot and petite or cute and underage  Futurama Fry

Birthday coming up Delete facebook account

Birthday coming up Delete facebook account  Socially Awkward Penguin

Forgot Glasses

Forgot Glasses  Futurama Fry

Feels "Independent" in her own apartment daddy's paying for it

Feels

accidentally Drop food on floor immune system isn't going to train itself

accidentally Drop food on floor immune system isn't going to train itself  Foul Bachelor Frog

Not sure if crazy or just on bluetooth

Not sure if crazy or just on bluetooth  Futurama Fry

I've got c4 covered. I dare you to move your rook there.

I've got c4 covered. I dare you to move your rook there.  Ordinary Muslim Man

use the same plastic cup for every drink ...for three weeks

use the same plastic cup for every drink ...for three weeks  Foul Bachelor Frog

wear slippers in apartment so crumbs don't get stuck to feet

wear slippers in apartment so crumbs don't get stuck to feet  Foul Bachelor Frog