"you're a miracle and the best thing in my life" Condom broke at Lollapalooza '94

Not sure if actually sorry Or just lonely

Not sure if actually sorry Or just lonely  Futurama Fry

The school's music department was flat baroque

The school's music department was flat baroque  Lame Pun Coon

I don't need a tank top To be a wife beater

I don't need a tank top To be a wife beater  Redneck Randal

I don't always go to starbucks But when I do, i reject the ordering etiquette and ask for a large black coffee

I don't always go to starbucks  But when I do, i reject the ordering etiquette and ask for a large black coffee   The Most Interesting Man In The World

turns right into starbucks from leftmost lane

turns right into starbucks from leftmost lane  Asshole driver

throwing a surprise birthday party for socially awkward penguin

throwing a surprise birthday party for socially awkward penguin  Evil Plotting Raccoon

not sure if skunk weed Or just an actual skunk

not sure if skunk weed Or just an actual skunk  Futurama Fry

We should take all the ugly babies And sterilize them. Eugenics!

We should take all the ugly babies And sterilize them. Eugenics!  Push it somewhere else Patrick

not sure if shitty weed or just smoke too much weed

not sure if shitty weed or just smoke too much weed  Futurama Fry