Not sure if professor of engineering Or just homeless man with a briefcase

Not sure if professor of engineering Or just homeless man with a briefcase  Futurama Fry

I used to work in an orange juice factory, but i got canned. I couldn't concentrate.

I used to work in an orange juice factory, but i got canned. 
I couldn't concentrate.  Lame Pun Coon

not sure if lesbians or just good friends

not sure if lesbians or just good friends  Futurama Fry

I wrote him a heart-felt letter. I said I felt like he never listened to me anymore, and that I felt neglected by him. But that I love him and I wanted our marriage to work. He responded: "TL;DR;"

I wrote him a heart-felt letter. I said I felt like he never listened to me anymore, and that I felt neglected by him. But that I love him and I wanted our marriage to work. He responded:

school ends so does showering

school ends so does showering  Foul Bachelor Frog

Make it to the front page "forgot what I was going to say"

Make it to the front page

adds all her friends as sisters

adds all her friends as sisters  Annoying Facebook Girl

on facebook 24 hours a day "OMG some people need to get a life!"

on facebook 24 hours a day

a gossip is someone.... with a great sense of rumour!

a gossip is someone.... with a great sense of rumour!  Lame Pun Coon

Smoke double what you usually do Feels like a tolerance break

Smoke double what you usually do Feels like a tolerance break   Foul Bachelor Frog