I don't always jump on your desk But, when I do, I make sure to knock your shit all over the place.

I don't always jump on your desk But, when I do, I make sure to knock your shit all over the place.  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

not sure if house is creaky or axe murderer is intruding

not sure if house is creaky or axe murderer is intruding  Futurama Fry

weed nap Tolerance break

weed nap Tolerance break  Foul Bachelor Frog

Meets you at bar buys you a drink

Meets you at bar buys you a drink  Cool Chick Carol

Daughter wins national spelling bee not sure if proud or mortified

Daughter wins national spelling bee not sure if proud or mortified  High Expectations Asian Father

not sure if girl or just little boy

not sure if girl or just little boy  Futurama Fry

not sure if talented or just popular

not sure if talented or just popular  Futurama Fry

You know who loves comic sans? Employers

You know who loves comic sans? Employers  Bad Advice Cat

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.  Lame Pun Coon

How does High Expectations Asian Father deal with scantron tests?

How does High Expectations Asian Father deal with scantron tests?  Philosoraptor