sees you awkwardly trying to talk to her puts her cell phone away and smiles

sees you awkwardly trying to talk to her puts her cell phone away and smiles  Cool Chick Carol

asks if she can bring friends to your party they're all hot girls

asks if she can bring friends to your party they're all hot girls  Cool Chick Carol

says nothing is wrong actually telling the truth

says nothing is wrong actually telling the truth  Cool Chick Carol

catch you masturbating finish for you

catch you masturbating finish for you  Cool Chick Carol

i was going through pictures from our honeymoon found one with a cartoon head covering my face saying "ok"

i was going through pictures from our honeymoon found one with a cartoon head covering my face saying

Goes to the grocery store. Can't find what he's looking for. Buys something anyways, to not seem like a criminal.

Goes to the grocery store. Can't find what he's looking for. Buys something anyways, to not seem like a criminal.   Socially Awkward Penguin

create inquisitive and skeptical humans work in mysterious ways

create inquisitive and skeptical humans work in mysterious ways  Advice God

types just enough that you can't read the thumbnail shitty punchline

types just enough that you can't read the thumbnail shitty punchline  Scumbag Steve

My Jeans? One big napkin

My Jeans? One big napkin  Foul Bachelor Frog

History of Science and Its Rational Reconstructions? No thanks. I'm Lakatos intolerant.

History of Science and Its Rational Reconstructions? No thanks. I'm 
Lakatos intolerant.  Lame Pun Coon