i asked him to make love, like we used to. he frowned and said "repost".

i asked him to make love, like we used to. he frowned and said

charlie, you will soon find out why i call it the everlasting gobstopper

charlie, you will soon find out why i call it the everlasting gobstopper    Creepy Wonka

swallows

 swallows  Cool Chick Carol

Hires dead maid's sister calls her by the same name

Hires dead maid's sister calls her by the same name  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Asks for a ride on road trip Doesn't ask for bathroom breaks

Asks for a ride on road trip Doesn't ask for bathroom breaks  Cool Chick Carol

Advice animals When making a f7u12 comic takes too long

Advice animals When making a f7u12 comic takes too long  Reddit Alien

If you fap when you're not in the mood, Is it a self-rape?

If you fap when you're not in the mood, Is it a self-rape?  Philosoraptor

Has Boyfriend Hooks you up with hot roommate

Has Boyfriend Hooks you up with hot roommate  Cool Chick Carol

"I'm not realy book smart, but I've got street smarts" Lives in 'burbs with mom.

Hears someone call shotgun Gets in the front seat anyway

Hears someone call shotgun Gets in the front seat anyway  Scumbag Steve