I liked Google When it was only a search engine

I liked Google When it was only a search engine  Hipster Kitty

Finals are approaching fast I'd better rest now so I'm not tired when I decide to study

Finals are approaching fast I'd better rest now so I'm not tired when I decide to study  Procrastination Panda

Hey, you know I'm a Player

Hey, you know I'm a  Player  Nintendo Norm

wake up with a boner it's easier to just piss in the tub

wake up with a boner it's easier to just piss in the tub  Foul Bachelor Frog

Use puppy eyes get bitches

Use puppy eyes get bitches  Baby Courage Wolf

You did well in the interview. I'm impressed. But I didn't like the way your butt smelled so I can't hire you.

You did well in the interview. I'm impressed. But I didn't like the way your butt smelled so I can't hire you.  Business Dog

do math homework in pen

do math homework in pen  Insanity Wolf

Promise Messiah Send Hitler

Promise Messiah Send Hitler   Advice God

Idea for facebook status post from phone so people think you're out doing something

Idea for facebook status post from phone so people think you're out doing something  Socially Awkward Penguin

Create many different foods make the tasty ones unhealthy

Create many
different foods make the tasty ones  unhealthy   Advice God