not sure if homeless or in line for iphone 5

not sure if homeless or in line for iphone 5  Futurama Fry

Tries to hold in sneeze during class farts

Tries to hold in sneeze during class farts  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl compliments the softness of my skin "Yeah, I keep a bottle of lotion on my nightstand."

Girl compliments the softness of my skin

Oh, class is ending? I'll make sure the erection is ready.

Oh, class is ending? I'll make sure the erection is ready.   Scumbag Brain

hot guy asks to sit with me while I eat lunch "sure you can sit here, I don't have any friends"

hot guy asks to sit with me while I eat lunch

Makes out with hot chick at the bar She gets a boner

Makes out with hot chick at the bar She gets a boner  Bad Luck Brian

It's too hot for covers. but i can't sleep without the feeling of them on me.

It's too hot for covers. but i can't sleep without the feeling of them on me.  First World Problems

WIFE KICKED ME OUT BETTER SLEEP ON THE KEYBOARD AT WORK

WIFE KICKED ME OUT BETTER SLEEP ON THE KEYBOARD AT WORK  Business Cat

"Tomorrow we're going to learn to tie our shoes" wears slip-ons

cute guy i've been crushing on asks for my number laugh awkwardly and choke on my own saliva

cute guy i've been crushing on asks for my number laugh awkwardly and choke on my own saliva    Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin