Who was the roundest knight in King Arthur's court? Sir Cumference

Who was the roundest knight in  King Arthur's court? Sir Cumference  Lame Pun Coon

Gains independence from Britain with French help Friends with Britain. Hates France.

Gains independence from Britain with French help Friends with Britain.
Hates France.  Scumbag america

drives 3 hours away from home to give girl present "you're a great friend"

drives 3 hours away from home to give girl present

SPENDS A TRILLION+ OVER 11 YEARS TO AVENGE THE DEATHS OF 3,000 PEOPLE LETS 25,000+ OF ITS CITIZENS DIE EACH YEAR FROM LACK HEALTHCARE

SPENDS A TRILLION+ OVER 11 YEARS TO AVENGE THE DEATHS OF 3,000 PEOPLE LETS 25,000+ OF ITS CITIZENS DIE EACH YEAR FROM LACK HEALTHCARE  Scumbag america

Not sure if Priority Peter Is Doing Homework or covering his boner

Not sure if Priority Peter Is Doing Homework or covering his boner  Futurama Fry

They wanted something long and hard I gave them my homework

They wanted something long and hard I gave them my homework  Priority Peter

There's only one type of bra for me Algebra

There's only one type of bra for me Algebra  Priority Peter

"You look pretty good tonight" "so does yourself too as well"

Tired of upvoting Priority Peter? why not zoidberg?

Tired of upvoting Priority Peter? why not zoidberg?  Misc

i ASKED HIM WHERE HE WAS ALL DAY HE SAID DOING MATH HOMEWORK

i ASKED HIM WHERE HE WAS ALL DAY HE SAID DOING MATH HOMEWORK  Redditors Wife