Finishes giving presentation to class Claps with them at the end

Finishes giving presentation to class Claps with them at the end  Socially Awkward Penguin

Doesn't Put in on pizza takes the biggest slices

Doesn't Put in on pizza takes the biggest slices  Scumbag Steve

I want my coffee to cool so I can drink it but my thermos holds heat so well

I want my coffee to cool so I can drink it but my thermos holds heat so well   First World Problems

Puts Face On The American Dollar Saves economy

Puts Face On The American Dollar Saves economy  Ridiculously photogenic guy

order food at Taco Bell at 1am Act stoned at the drive-thru window to seem normal

order food at Taco Bell at 1am Act stoned at the drive-thru window to seem normal  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets invited to candy factory Dies horribly while midgets sing about how ironic death was

Gets invited to candy factory Dies horribly while midgets sing about how ironic death was  Bad Luck Brian

they shoved my head in the toilet i threw their bodies in the lake

they shoved my head in the toilet i threw their bodies in the lake  Karate Kyle

Not sure if prostitute or asian girl going clubbing

Not sure if prostitute or asian girl going clubbing   Futurama Fry

Not sure if all the hotties are out today or just the same girls wearing less than usual

Not sure if all the hotties are out today or just the same girls wearing less than usual  Futurama Fry

Talks about himself In the third person

Talks about himself In the third person  Scumbag Steve