I want to see america burn calories and fat

I want to see america burn calories and fat  Ordinary Muslim Man

They wanted to turn us into burgers we turned them into fries

They wanted to turn us into burgers we turned them into fries  Evil cows

They came with A1 We came with C4

They came with A1 We came with C4  Evil cows

I don't always know when someone is attracted to me But when I do, it's two years later.

I don't always know when someone is attracted to me But when I do, it's two years later.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

You woke up early? Great job! Lets celebrate with more sleep

You woke up early? Great job! Lets celebrate with more sleep  Scumbag Brain

Make out with hot chick after drinking she decides to quit drinking the next day

Make out with  hot chick after drinking she decides to quit drinking the next day  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Tells hilarious Yo Mamma joke To an orphan

Tells hilarious Yo Mamma joke To an orphan  Bad Luck Brian

Its so hot outside but the pool is too cold

Its so hot outside but the pool is too cold  First World Problems

They served Carl medium rare We made sure they were well done

They served Carl medium rare We made sure they were well done  Evil cows

We take great pleasure in causing Udder mayhem

We take great pleasure in causing Udder mayhem  Evil cows