"Ooh! A chocolate chip cookie!" Raisins

What do you call a fake macaroni? An impasta

What do you call a fake macaroni?
 An impasta   Lame Pun Coon

you have skeletons in your closet? I have bones buried all over my yard - you'll be fine

you have skeletons in your closet? I have bones buried all over my yard - you'll be fine  Lawyer Dog

Spongebob is an absorbent sponge that lives in bikini bottom... ...TAMPON

Spongebob is an absorbent sponge that lives in bikini bottom... ...TAMPON  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Texts you to hang out Doesn't respond when you ask "when and where?"

Texts you to hang out Doesn't respond when you ask

"If you want something in life, you must work for it." Shops with her husband's credit cards drives a car he paid for

More powerful than any computer "Why did I walk into this room again?"

More powerful than any computer

went to korea to find seoul

went to korea  to find seoul  Over Confident Ginger

I've read harry potter I can't believe how nerdy i am sometimes

I've read harry potter I can't believe how nerdy i am sometimes  Idiot Nerd Girl

Invite him to a party shows up with 5 people you have never seen before

Invite him to a party shows up with 5 people you have never seen before  Scumbag Steve