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One does not simply Tell a female friend you like her

One does not simply Tell a female friend you like her Boromir
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claims he has no money for the round he owes everyone Buys himself five shots of tequila

claims he has no money for the round he owes everyone Buys himself five shots of tequila Scumbag Steve
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Not sure if dog is getting smarter Or too lazy to do anything stupid

Not sure if dog is getting smarter Or too lazy to do anything stupid Futurama Fry
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Restaurant closes at 11:00 Walks in door at 10:59 and stays for 2 hours

Restaurant closes at 11:00 Walks in door at 10:59 and stays for 2 hours Scumbag Steve
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Have a cookie, oh wait, you're allergic to gluten. Now just look at it and die a little on the inside.

Have a cookie, oh wait, you're allergic to gluten. Now just look at it and die a little on the inside. Scumbag Genetics
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SURE!!! You can have facial hair YOU'RE A GIRL

SURE!!! You can have facial hair YOU'RE A GIRL Scumbag Genetics
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Break into paranoid parrot's house twice a week move things around

Break into paranoid parrot's house twice a week move things around Evil Plotting Raccoon
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Asks to see your phone Then shoves you in pool

Asks to see your phone Then shoves you in pool Good Guy Greg
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since men think with their penis wouldnt a blowjob be mindblowing?

since men think with their penis wouldnt a blowjob be mindblowing? Philosoraptor
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Gives you taste buds makes unhealthy food taste good and healthy food taste bad

Gives you taste buds makes unhealthy food taste good and healthy food taste bad Scumbag Genetics
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