One does not simply Tell a female friend you like her

One does not simply Tell a female friend you like her  Boromir

claims he has no money for the round he owes everyone Buys himself five shots of tequila

claims he has no money for the round he owes everyone Buys himself five shots of tequila  Scumbag Steve

Not sure if dog is getting smarter Or too lazy to do anything stupid

Not sure if dog is getting smarter Or too lazy to do anything stupid  Futurama Fry

Restaurant closes at 11:00 Walks in door at 10:59 and stays for 2 hours

Restaurant closes at 11:00 Walks in door at 10:59 and stays for 2 hours  Scumbag Steve

Have a cookie, oh wait, you're allergic to gluten. Now just look at it and die a little on the inside.

Have a cookie, oh wait, you're allergic to gluten. Now just look at it and die a little on the inside.  Scumbag Genetics

SURE!!! You can have facial hair YOU'RE A GIRL

SURE!!! You can have facial hair YOU'RE A GIRL  Scumbag Genetics

Break into paranoid parrot's house twice a week move things around

Break into paranoid parrot's house twice a week move things around  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Asks to see your phone Then shoves you in pool

Asks to see your phone Then shoves you in pool  Good Guy Greg

since men think with their penis wouldnt a blowjob be mindblowing?

since men think with their penis wouldnt a blowjob be mindblowing?  Philosoraptor

Gives you taste buds makes unhealthy food taste good and healthy food taste bad

Gives you taste buds makes unhealthy food taste good and healthy food taste bad  Scumbag Genetics