Gets a new car Doesn't make it his profile picture

Gets a new car Doesn't make it his profile picture   Good Guy Greg

You're going to go hangout with your friends? Don't worry about it, I'll just stay here by myself.. again!

You're going to go hangout with your friends? Don't worry about it, I'll just stay here by myself.. again!  Forever Resentful Mother

Buys white t-shirt dyes

Buys white t-shirt  dyes  Freshman Hippie

How much do dead batteries cost? Nothing, they're free of charge.

How much do dead batteries cost? Nothing, they're free of charge.  Lame Pun Coon

I have more clothes than clothes hangers

I have more clothes than clothes hangers   First World Problems

Closes Tab on Browser Forgot it was streaming music

Closes Tab on Browser  Forgot it was streaming music  First World Problems

Not sure if wife is leaving over my poker addiction Or she's just bluffing

Not sure if wife is leaving over my poker addiction Or she's just bluffing  Futurama Fry

You're going to someone else's house for the night? Like father, like son.

You're going to someone else's house for the night? Like father, like son.  Forever Resentful Mother

"The lecture slides will be posted online" see you fuckers at finals

Ahhh, doesn't this bed feel all warm and cozy? And don't worry... I'm pretty sure you locked the front door.

Ahhh, doesn't this bed feel all warm and cozy? And don't worry... I'm pretty sure you locked the front door.  Scumbag Brain