Takes shower to get clean Uses towel that's not been washed for weeks to dry body

Takes shower to get clean Uses towel that's not been washed for weeks to dry body  Foul Bachelor Frog

you planet How do you organize a party in space?

you planet How do you organize a party in space?  Bad Joke Eel

Is happy and knows it Doesn't clap hands

Is happy and knows it Doesn't clap hands  Scumbag Steve

Oh, you just got over that crush of yours? How about I dream a looong, super realistic dream about you two hooking up?

Oh, you just got over that crush of yours? How about I dream a looong, super realistic dream about you two hooking up?   Scumbag Brain

Participation Marks? There goes my gpa

Participation Marks? There goes my gpa  Socially Awkward Penguin

I can save you from hell Hunger, not so much.

I can save you from hell Hunger, not so much.  Super jesus

I don't always eat at fast food restaurants but when I do, they always get my order wrong

I don't always eat at fast food restaurants but when I do, they always get my order wrong  The Most Interesting Man In The World

not sure if i have to fart or poop

not sure if i have to fart or poop  Futurama Fry

"just look at my record from when I was governor" Destroyed all records from when he was governor

Led impeachment against Bill Clinton Cheated on his wife who had cancer

Led impeachment against Bill Clinton Cheated on his wife who had cancer  Scumbag Gingrich