meow mix? hogwash. I will eat nothing but fancy feast.

meow mix? hogwash. I will eat nothing but fancy feast.  Original Business Cat

They can touch our balls at the airport but they will never take our internet

They can touch our balls at the airport but they will never take our internet  SOPA Opposer

Fact: No one has ever gotten laid using the phrase "the narwhal bacons at midnight."

Fact: No one has ever gotten laid using the phrase

They shunned me at the lunch table I shunned them from having brains

They shunned me at the lunch table I shunned them from having brains  Karate Kyle

30 minutes between finals? more time to study for next year

30 minutes between finals? more time to study for next year  High Expectations Asian Father

What if the Mayans were predicting the end of the World... Wide Web?

What if the Mayans were predicting the end of the World... Wide Web?  conspiracy keanu

If corporations are people Does that mean the stock market is for slave trading?

If corporations are people Does that mean the stock market is for slave trading?  Philosoraptor

I'm sorry about your parents, but no spell can reawaken the dead, harry. I trust you know that. Except for the resurrection stone. I'll keep that to myself.

I'm sorry about your parents, but no spell can reawaken the dead, harry. I trust you know that. Except for the resurrection stone. I'll keep that to myself.   Scumbag Dumbledore

Tried to sneak picture of hot girl in class forgot new phone has flash.

Tried to sneak picture of hot girl in class forgot new phone has flash.  Socially Awkward Penguin

I wrote him a love note He corrected my grammar

I wrote him a love note He corrected my grammar  Redditors Wife