talks to you on Facebook Still uses proper grammar

talks to you on Facebook Still uses proper grammar  Good Guy Greg

NOT SURE IF PARANOID OR PARANOID ABOUT BEING PARANOID

NOT SURE IF PARANOID OR PARANOID ABOUT BEING PARANOID  Futurama Fry

I donated blood and they told me I was Type-A It turned out to be a Type-O

I donated blood and they told me I was Type-A It turned out to be a Type-O  Lame Pun Coon

Lets take everyone who is for SOPA and PIPA and put them in countries like North Korea where the internet is censored

Lets take everyone who is for SOPA and PIPA and put them in countries like North Korea where the internet is censored  Push it somewhere else Patrick

10 more minutes of work until finished HEY LET'S PROCRASTINATE FOR 5 HOURS!

10 more minutes of work until finished HEY LET'S PROCRASTINATE FOR 5 HOURS!  Scumbag Brain

Does a IAMA Sleeps on keyboard, answers no questions

Does a IAMA Sleeps on keyboard, answers no questions  Business Cat

Nothing gets done unless I do it myself! Has a nanny and a maid

Nothing gets done unless I do it myself! Has a nanny and a maid   Sheltering Suburban Mom

left alone with friend of a friend Pretend to text until friend gets back

left alone with friend of a friend Pretend to text until friend gets back  Socially Awkward Penguin

You better watch your back THAT WALL WAS JUST PAINTED

You better watch your back THAT WALL WAS JUST PAINTED  Dating Site Murderer

Borrows your razor returns it with face unshaved

Borrows your razor returns it with face unshaved  Scumbag Steve