Marks deducted for not writing units Answer is zero

Marks deducted for not writing units Answer is zero  Unhelpful High School Teacher

Can't hear the tv when i'm eating cereal

Can't hear the tv
 when i'm eating cereal  First World Problems

Puts a chip in the dip it breaks in half

Puts a chip in the dip
 it breaks in half  First World Problems

Icanhascheezburger? youcanhasdownvote.

Icanhascheezburger? youcanhasdownvote.  Downvoting Roman

notices mom is sadly going to be alone for the countdown cancels his plans and says he didnt make any to stay home with her.

notices mom is sadly going to be alone for the countdown cancels his plans and says he didnt make any to stay home with her.  Good Guy Greg

friend cancels new year's plans with you to hang out with other friends there's no punch line. I'm pretty sad.

friend cancels new year's plans with you to hang out with other friends  there's no punch line. I'm pretty sad.  Okay Guy

Says he doesn't agree with aspects of NDAA Signs it anyway

Says he doesn't agree with aspects of NDAA Signs it anyway  Scumbag Obama

You wrote a paper on legalizing marijuana? Calls your parents, the principal, and the police

You wrote a paper on legalizing marijuana? Calls your parents, the principal, and the police  Unhelpful High School Teacher

some people believe in everlasting life i believe in the everlasting gobstopper

some people believe in everlasting life i believe in the everlasting gobstopper  Creepy Wonka

"I had countless memorable nights in 2011..." False. You could have only had 365 memorable nights in 2011 - You can count to 365.