I don't always run into my exes but when I do, I'm wearing something they bought me

I don't always run into my exes  but when I do, I'm wearing something they bought me  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Blast favorite music while driving lower music at every stop so others can't hear.

Blast favorite music while driving lower music at every stop so others can't hear.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Skyping with cute girl for the first time Puts on deodorant

Skyping with cute girl for the first time Puts on deodorant   Socially Awkward Penguin

Not sure if girl is actually hitting on me... or just using me to make someone else jealous.

Not sure if girl is actually hitting on me... or just using me to make someone else jealous.  Futurama Fry

Gets 20 in blackjack hits to get 21

Gets 20 in blackjack hits to get 21  Insanity Wolf

Knows that your younger sister is really hot never fucks her

Knows that your younger sister is really hot  never fucks her  Good Guy Greg

Yeah the last time I was in a car accident was when I inexplicably took my eyes off the... I'm a transsexual

Yeah the last time I was in a car accident was when I inexplicably took my eyes off the... I'm a transsexual   The Rock Driving

If a muppet gives you a blowjob Is it actually a handjob?

If a muppet gives you a blowjob Is it actually a handjob?  Philosoraptor

Jokes about German sausages are the Wurst.

Jokes about German sausages are the Wurst.  Lame Pun Coon

Tells Class to Dissect The Frogs Runs out of time, Tells them to bring it back tommorow

Tells Class to Dissect The Frogs Runs out of time, Tells them to bring it back tommorow  Unhelpful High School Teacher