talking to people that don't speak english well copies their accents

talking to people that don't speak english well copies their accents  Socially Awkward Penguin

how many fat chicks do you need to go out with before you can say you've dated tons of women?

how many fat chicks do you need to go out with before you can say you've dated tons of women?  Philosoraptor

the only candidate whose income is even remotely similar to yours

the only candidate whose income is even remotely similar to yours  Ron Paul

Not sure if everyone's lives are more interesting than mine Or they're just good at making up stories

Not sure if everyone's lives are more interesting than mine Or they're just good at making up stories  Futurama Fry

You diagnose your self with OCD? How quirky and unique you are

You diagnose your self with OCD? How quirky and unique you are  Creepy Wonka

Makes a bad decision Blames it on gut

Makes a bad decision Blames it on gut   Scumbag Brain

open book final? Guess I'll have to buy the book after all

open book final? Guess I'll have to buy the book after all  Lazy College Senior

if mac users care about the environment more than windows users? Then why do macs have a trash can and windows has a recycling bin?

if mac users care about the environment more than windows users? Then why do macs have a trash can and windows has a recycling bin?  Philosoraptor

WHAT IF Republicans and Democrats are the same party and they've had total control of the government this entire time

WHAT IF Republicans and Democrats are the same party and they've had total control of the government this entire time  conspiracy keanu

Orders at Subway "I'll have a football meatlong"

Orders at Subway