I don't always stay up super late but when I do, it's for no fucking reason

I don't always stay up super late but when I do, it's for no fucking reason  The Most Interesting Man In The World

is able to pronounce foreign words perfectly in your head makes you fuck up reading them out loud

is able to pronounce foreign words perfectly in your head makes you fuck up reading them out loud  Scumbag Brain

You are the 99% False. You compose .000000015% of the Earth's total population. You are of little to no importance.

You are the 99% False. You compose .000000015% of the Earth's total population. You are of little to no importance.  Dwight

I don't often drink beer So you should probably not value my opinion of it highly

I don't often drink beer So you should probably not value my opinion of it highly  The Most Interesting Man In The World

MAkes life fun kills you

MAkes life fun kills you  Scumbag Alcohol

Hold Door open for girl block doorway

Hold Door open for girl block doorway  Socially Awkward Penguin

Happy and knows it Doesn't clap hands

Happy and knows it Doesn't clap hands
  Scumbag Steve

Friend coming to visit for first time in 4 months Clean up mess left from their last visit

Friend coming to visit for first time in 4 months Clean up mess left from their last visit  Foul Bachelor Frog

Why is it called taking a shit? and not leaving a shit?

Why is it called taking a shit? and not leaving a shit?  Philosoraptor

gives you courage to talk to girls disables your penis

gives you courage to talk to girls disables your penis  Scumbag Alcohol