Non-asshats only, please

I DON'T ALWAYS INVITE CO-WORKERS TO MY GOING AWAY PARTY BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT AN IMBECILE THAT I LOOK FORWARD TO NEVER SEEING AGAIN The Most Interesting Man In The World

LOSING THE FLEET LIKE GUSTY

I DON'T ALWAYS LOSE MY FLEET BUT WHEN I DO, PEOPLE CALL ME GUSTY! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Angela Lansbury bday

ANGELA SAYS:

ling ling

YES LING LING ? FUCK U LING LING Unhelpful High School Teacher

bomtastic =)

BOMBING IN BELGIUM? IM SURE THEY HAD A BLAST XD Futurama Fry

righteousness

WHEN SOMEONE SAYS  YOU ONLY GAIN RIGHTEOUSNESS THROUGH THE LAW  Boromir

righteousness

WHEN SOMEONE SAYS  YOU ONLY GAIN RIGHTEOUSNESS THROUGH THE LAW  Boromir

karate kyle kills it

Driving in the city

CAR BEHIND ME STARTS SCOOTING CLOSER AT A STOP, HONKING AT ME TO MOVE.  PUTS CAR INTO REVERSE, STARTS BACKING INTO HIM. Insanity Wolf

Paul and tradition

TRADITIONS? THIS IS HOW MUCH I CARE Boromir