I vote democrat because

I VOTE DEMOCRAT BECAUSE I BELIEVE OIL COMPANIES PROFITS OF 4% ON A GALLON OF GAS ARE OBSCENE, BUT THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT TAXING THE SAME GALLON AT 15% ISN’T. College Liberal

Tryouts for a new team

HOLDING TRYOUTS FOR A NEW TEAM LOCATION TBD SO I GUESS YOU COULD SAY THINGS ARE GETTING PRETTY SERIOUS Things are getting pretty serious

Childhood spankings

IT WAS AWESOME The Most Interesting Man In The World

When I,m bored

I DON'T ALWAYS STIR SHIT UP, BUT WHEN I DO IT'S TO ENTERTAIN MYSELF WITH YOUR COMMENTS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

To my friends at the IRS

TO MY FRIENDS AT THE IRS I'M COMING FOR YOU Misc

Open face

BUT YOU SAID YOU KNEW HOW TO CAST OPEN FACE 1990s Problems

game crashed

THE GAME CRASHED SO IF YOU COULD COME IN ON THE WEEKEND  AND FIX THE GAME THAT'D BE GREAT  Bill Lumbergh

Final Destination never felt so real

NERVOUS ABOUT FLYING WHILE WAITING ON THE RUNWAY? LET ME REMIND YOU OF EVERY PLANE CRASH FROM THE MOVIES AND NEWS Scumbag Brain

Beta Software

ONE DOES NOT USE BETA SOFTWARE   ON A LIVE FORUM!                      Boromir

Post nice

WHEN YOU POST A BUNCH OF SWEET STUFF ABOUT HER AND SHE DOESN'T LIKE ANY OF IT First World Problems