I don't often say Happy Birthday to a man but when I do it is to a man who drinks more than me. Happy Birthday Sonny

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my 3rd favorite

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY 3RD FAVORITE STUDENT Scumbag Redditor

don't care about funny

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Well... Well...well

TELL ME MORE ABOUT.. HOW YOU CAN'T FIND A REAL WOMAN BCUZ YOUR TOO BUSY LOOKING FOR HOES! Condescending Wonka

Tell me more...

ABOUT HOW YOU MEN CAN'T FIND A REAL WOMAN BCUZ YOU TOO BUSY LOOKING FOR HOES! Condescending Wonka

Incest brother

SO WAS FUCKING MY SISTER AND SHE SAID WOW YOU FUCK JUST LIKE DAD! I TOLD HER THATS WHAT MOM SAID! Redneck Randal

Drunk redneck

I DON'T ALWAYS GET DRUNK AND NAKED BUT WHEN I DO I DO BACK FLIPS OF THE TRAMPOLINE  The Most Interesting Man In The World

dimag ka dahi

IS IT DIMAG  THANX GOD I DONT HAVE IT Scumbag Brain

Because I said so...

BECAUSE I SAID SO THAT'S WHY!  Y U No

Drunk texting

I DON'T ALWAYS DRUNK TEXT BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S TO SOMEONE I HAVEN'T TALKED TO IN MONTHS The Most Interesting Man In The World