Happy Birthday

I DON'T ALWAYS WISH HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUT WHEN I DO ITS TO LAURA HATFIELD The Most Interesting Man In The World

Não George, já disse

 NÃO GEORGE! JÁ DISSE, AGULHA É PRA COSTURAR, LÂMINA É PARA CORTAR! Misc

READEREMAIL D

I GRANT YOU THE REMAINDER OF YOUR YOUR LIFE TO DISPROVE MY OBSERVATIONS Joseph Ducreux

makes sense

DO YOU EVER FEEL THAT REAL LIFE IS A DREAM AND A DREAM IS REAL LIFE AND SO YOU ARE ACTUALLY WITHIN A DREAM OF A DREAM THAT IS NOT YOUR DREAM AND YOU DO NOT EXIST Inception

Punctuation Police

STOP  PUTTING A SPACE BETWEEN THE END OF YOUR SENTENCE AND THE PUNCTUATION! Boromir

Don't mess with the doorman

CUSTOMERS  CAN BE AS RUDE AS THEY LIKE TO A DOORMAN... BUT GIVE THEM SOME ATTITUDE BACK AND EVERYONE LOSES THEIR MIND! Joker Mind Loss

ACROSS THE FADER

I DONT ALWAYS LISTEN TO HIP-HOP BUT WHEN I DO I LISTEN THE TREE MAN ON ASK THE WHITE GUY WED  The Most Interesting Man In The World

ACROSS THE FADER

I DONT ALWAYS LISTEN TO HIP - HOP  BUT WHEN I DO ... I LISTEN TO THE TREE MAN ON ASK THE WHIT GUY WED  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Wedding traditions: Something old, something new, something borrowed & something blue

WHEN YOU BUY SOMETHING AT A CHARITY SHOP, IS IT CLASSED AS SOMETHING OLD OR SOMETHING NEW? Philosoraptor

Hawles Bay #2

WHEN YOU TURN UP TO A PARTY IN HAWKES BAY AND EVERYONE THAT YOU DIDNT WANT TO BE THERE, IS THERE Confession kid