Hideous, Old-fashioned glasses

MY GLASSES MAKE ME THE QUEEN OF NERDS! GRANDMOTHER WORE THEM 50 YEARS AGO Idiot Nerd Girl

Hideous, Old-fashioned glasses

CHECK OUT MY GLASSES I'M THE QUEEN OF NERDS! Idiot Nerd Girl

Death is a lonely business

MEGADETH? NO THANKS, I PREFER TO DIE PEACEFULLY Musically Oblivious 8th Grader

Beatles or Beetles?

BEATLES? THEY'RE SUCH A NUISANCE IN THE HOUSE Musically Oblivious 8th Grader

I believe I can fly

I THOUGHT I WAS IN THE WILD  BUT I WAS STARRING IN THE MOVIE RIO Paranoid Parrot

David Bowie

OH, DAVID BOWIE DIED? TELL ME ABOUT HOW YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN SUCH A HUGE FAN Condescending Fox

food shortage problems

WHEN I HAVE LOTS OF FOOD BUT NO GOOD FOOD First World Problems

I believe I can fly

I THOUGHT I WAS IN THE WILD  BUT I WAS STARRING IN THE MOVIE RIO Paranoid Parrot

born again conservative

IF A LIBERAL FINDS GOD DOES THAT MEAN HE'S A BORN AGAIN CONSERVATIVE Futurama Fry

How not to fix your grammar

I TOLD HIM HE HAD TO FIX HIS GRAMMAR  AND HE TOLD ME KNOW First World Problems