Due Date

WAIT... WAS THAT DUE THIS MIDNIGHT? Sudden Clarity Clarence

clean my house

I DON'T ALWAYS CLEAN MY HOUSE BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE FINALLY COMING TO MINOT The Most Interesting Man In The World

Autist joker

IS ON THE SPECTRUM  STILL GOES TO EVENTS AND DOESN'T GET BANNED.  Joker Mind Loss

YU NO MAKE DANK MEME

Y U NO MAKE  DANK MEME Y U No

Unified Love

I DON'T ALWAYS GET INTO LIVE MUSIC, BUT WHEN I DO ITS WITH THE UNIFIED The Most Interesting Man In The World

Banana Love

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT BANANAS, BUT WHEN I DO THEY'RE FRENCH AND ROMANIAN The Most Interesting Man In The World

Mixologist =/= bartender

UGHHHH - I'M NOT A BARTENDER I'M A MIXOLOGIST Hipster Barista

awkward penguin

SAMN ALDJALJ Socially Awkward Penguin

you telling me

MR. GET U ROLLIN GOT YOU IN A CAR. Skeptical Third World Kid

feeling sarcastic? me too !

 DON'T ALWAYS RESPOND WHEN SOMEONE IS FEELING SARCASTIC WHEN I DO I'M FEELING THAT WAY TOO P;) The Most Interesting Man In The World