Si funny

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SISTER! OUR HAIR IS AWESOMENESS. Pickup Line Scientist

Ok then

 I WONDER IF I SHOULD TELL HER  I THINK I HAVE COMPETITION Confession kid

That look you get when you fart in a alivator

  Grumpy Cat

I WISH I COULD UNFUCK YOU

 SO I WOULN'D BE WITH YOUR EX AND HER BABY DADDY First World Problems

Wind Chill

IF THE WIND CHILL FACTOR IS BELOW 32 WILL WATER FEEL COLD ENOUGH TO FREEZE? Philosoraptor

you crazy...

UQSRUQ TASTE GOOD BUT YOU CAN USE AS CANDLE Skeptical Third World Kid

sarcasm level over 9000

SITS ON PC, ORDER PIZZA, DRINK BEER ALONE CALLS YOU NERD Butthurt Dweller

Silent treatment

SO, YOU ARE GIVING ME THE SILENT TREATMENT I DO NOT KNOW HOW I WILL LIVE WITH THE PEACE AND QUIET Creepy Wonka

Cheryl Dimarco

SHE LED WITH THE GOLD SHE GOT THE GOLD!!!! Good Dog Greg

Happy Birthday Connie!! ❤️

I DON'T ALWAYS WISH HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUT WHEN I DO IT'S ONLY FOR CONNIE The Most Interesting Man In The World