meowing

TOBY BE LIKE NOT SURE IF I CHANGED MY DIAPER TODAY...  SHEEH!!  conspiracy keanu

Not the most interesting manin the world like me but

MIKE HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Not the most interesting manin the world like me but

MIKE HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY  The Most Interesting Man In The World

King Arthur lol

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY  DEFEAT KING ARTHUR  Boromir

Deep bud funk

I DON'T ALWAYS GO OUT  BUT WHEN I DO, NIGEL RICHARDS IS SPINNIN! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Charlies Playa Game

THAT TIME YOU THOUGHT I BELIEVED YOUR LIES.  Condescending Wonka

Charlies Playa game

I'M ONLY TRYING TO  SLEEP WITH HER SO I CAN SEE MY KIDS.   Redneck Randal

Existential raptor

WHICH CAME FIRST?  THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG  OH YEAH!  ME!  Philosoraptor

School of Enchantment Wizard

ME: I CAST SUGGESTION!

The sad part is

 SHE REALLY THINK SHE CUTE Condescending Wonka