ffb coon

YES YES WHAT AN EXCELLENT LINEUP Evil Plotting Raccoon

Bath salts

I CAN'T BELIEVE PEOPLE FIND BATH SALTS FUNNY! I MEAN I FIND THEM COMPLETELY UN

The solution

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT THE SOLUTION LIES IN SOMETHING OTHER THAN ARMING EVERYONE OR STRICTER GUN CONTROL Matrix Morpheus

Eyes filled with sadness

SAD TO SEE YOU GO... I'M SORRY, PLEASE FORGIVE ME MEGAN First World Problems Cat

So I

HEY. MISS ME YET? Inappropriate Timing Bill Clinton

Nelson 40

I DON'T ALWAYS TURN 40 BUT WHEN I DO THERE'S A TRAIL OF DEAD HOOKERS AND BOURBON LEADING BACK TO THE STAMFORD MARRIOT The Most Interesting Man In The World

I took the chair trix

WHY DID THIS BITCH THINKS HE OWNS THE CHAIRS!? HEY, BITCH YOU GET ONE GUESS AT WHO TOOK YOUR FUCKIN CHAIR!? Evil Plotting Raccoon

I just got to work and it is lunch time already

  First World Problems

Worst wingman award goes to..

HI. I'M CHANCE AND I'M THE WORST WINGMAN EVER Condescending Wonka

Most interesting printer

I DON'T ALWAYS NEED TO GET SOMETHING PRINTED  BUT WHEN I DO I CALL SPYGLASS PRINTING! The Most Interesting Man In The World