I dont always drink water.

BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE IT CAME FROM THE BABY SPA. The Most Interesting Man In The World

The guy

I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH HORROR MOVIES BUT WHEN I DO AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Cool cows

WILL YOU OWN US OUR LAST OWNER DIED OF EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA. Evil cows

Plunder Pincher

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I HAVEN'T SPENT A SINGLE PLUNDER POINT. Tough Spongebob

condescending

NO, PLEASE GO ON TELL ME HOW I DO MY JOB ALREADY  Condescending Wonka

Weird student

WHEN YOU ARE THE FIRST DONE ON A TEST SO YOU LOOK AT THE TEACHER LIKE THIS. Pickup Line Scientist

Calvinist's God In A Nutshell

I GOT MAD AT MY PUPPETS EARLIER THEY WOULDN'T DO WHAT I COMMANDED THEM TO DO. I'LL HAVE TO PUNISH THEM. First World Problems

I'VE PUKED MORE BEER THAN YOU'VE DRANK drunk baby

arvo tea meme

ONE CAN NOT SIMPLY KEEP LISTENING TO YOU              WITHOUT A BREAK                       Boromir

Anybooty feela

DO YALL EVER THINK ABOUT..                                         SHUICIIIIIIIIDE?!?!? Misc