two brothers

CHARLIE SAID TO ALAN: IM SICK. ALAN ASKED: ARE YOU SURE? THEN CHARLIE SAID: YES, IM POSITIVE. Misc

Quit the funeral business

YOU QUIT YOUR DEAD-END JOB! TIME TO START COFFIN UP YOUR DREAMS! Lame Pun Coon

Hey Girl - Fallout Edition

HEY GIRL ARE YOU THE DOOR TO VAULT 111? BECAUSE YOU SHOWED ME A WHOLE NEW WORLD Misc

Kings cup

I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY DRINKING GAMES, BUT WHEN I DO... I END UP GETTING ALL THE RULES AND HAVING TO DANCE AROUND FOOLISHLY EVERY TIME I DRINK! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Army buddy nr 2.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY     YOU SEXY        LITTLE ARMY BOY      Misc

deadbeat dad

WHY CAN'T I SEE MY CHILD WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE IT, (MAYBE 2-3 DAYS A MONTH) AND NOT PROVIDE ANY FORM OF FINANCIAL ASSISTANCE? Philosoraptor

When people are complaing about the weather!

WHO IS NOT COMPLAINING ABOUT THE MILD FALL WEATHER? ME, THATS WHO!  Unhelpful High School Teacher

adopted bitch

WHEN YOU FIND OUT YOUR ADOPTED  Misc

Happy Birthday to my good friend Jenni, who's just as beautiful now as she was in high school! God Bless Sweetheart! Love You!

CALLS JENNI MELVIN ON BLUETOOTH WHILE DRIVING TO WISH HER HAPPY BIRTHDAY STILL CRASHES Bad Luck Brian

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