Suck my balls

HOW ABOUT  YOU SUCK MY BALLS  Futurama Zoidberg

So you now go to the gym!

WHO GIVES A FUCK  Condescending Wonka

Clean your house

WHY CAN'T THE HOUSE CLEAN ITSELF ? IT  SEEMS TO GET DIRTY BY ITSELF... Tough Spongebob

i was a dathan

I WAS DATHAN  NOT ANYMORE Over Confident Ginger

he turned my xbox off

THAT SHITHEAD TURNED OFF MY XBOX Grumpy Cat

alright mate

ALRIGHT MATE WANT SOME GOOD WEED Good Guy Greg

Beaujolais nouveau joke

FOR YEARS WE MAKE JOKES ABOUT PEOPLE WHO ORDER AGED BEAUJOLAIS NOUVEAU. STILL ORDERS BEAULJOLAIS NOUVEAU 2014.... First World Problems

Movie time loss

I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH  TIME I LOST ON THAT MOVIE    First World Problems

Website Doofus

TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU STAY UP ALL NIGHT PLAYING GAMES ONLINE... ...BUT YOU CAN'T DOWNLOAD A ONE-PAGE ASSIGNMENT FROM MY WEBSITE. Condescending Wonka

Sick and boss says share it

MIN. WAGE WORKER CAN'T TAKE SICK DAY JUST MADE YOUR LUNCH Confession Bear