Godly Priorities

I DON'T ALWAYS PERFORM MIRACLES BUT WHEN I DO  I MAKE IT TOUCHDOWNS AND HOMERUNS. THE SICK AND HUNGRY WILL HAVE TO WAIT Advice God

Coworker thanked me for the warning

GIRLFRIEND SENDS ME NUDES SEND DICK PICS TO MY GIRLFRIEND AND MY COWORKER Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Handshake

GOT TO 2ND BASE  WITH A HANDSHAKE  Scumbag Steve

Full of food

MY FRIDGE IS SO FULL OF FOOD THAT I HAVE NO WHERE TO KEEP MY BEER COOL. First World Problems

que cosa

LOS BORRACHOS SON COMO LOS GATOS  NO SE SABE COMO DIABLOS HACEN PARA REGRESAR A CASA.! 10 Guy

Don't be a bitch

MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: RECTUM JOEY LAGONA WAS BEING A LITTLE BITCH SO I RECTUM Merry mexican

te ha pasado

ME DIJERON BEBE Y YO BEBÍ drunk baby

1 alpha alpha

1 ALPHA ALPHA GO FUCK YOURSELF Family Tech Support Guy

f*ck me, right ?

MET A CUTE 9GAG GIRL ON A DATING APP WE CAN'T HOLD CONVERSATION Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

BYE FELECIA

  Skeptical Third World Kid