extra credit--upgrade my grade

I DON'T ALWAYS CARE ABOUT MY GRADE... BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S THE END OF THE SEMESTER AND EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T DO ALL MY ASSIGNMENTS, I'LL ASK FOR EXTRA CREDIT NOW. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Talking about death

KILL MILLIONS OF PEOPLE OVERSEAS AND NOBODY BATS AN EYE KILL A DOCTOR IN A TV SERIES AND EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR MINDS Joker Mind Loss

CHICKEN SNOB

I'M NOT A CHICKEN SNOB I'M JUST PASSIONATE ABOUT MAKING YOU FEEL INFERIOR Hipster Barista

Grade upgrade

I DON'T ALWAYS CARE ABOUT MY GRADE, BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S THE END OF THE SEMESTER AND EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T DO ALL THE ASSIGNMENTS, I'LL ASK FOR EXTRA CREDIT NOW. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Thanks for listening

  Good Dog Greg

Dating Rule #1

HOW YOU DON'T WANT YOUR DATE... TO LOOK AT YOUR DAUGHTER Condescending Wonka

dad u idiot

YOUR TELLING ME THAT YOU BELIEVE THAT HAVING MIRRORS IN YOUR GARDEN LOOKS GOOD? Skeptical Third World Kid

Physics doom

WHERE WILL YOU BE  WHEN YOU FIND OUT THERE'S A PHYSICS TEST Sudden Clarity Clarence

CHICKEN SNOB

I'M NOT A CHICKEN SNOB I'M JUST PASSIONATE ABOUT MAKING YOU FEEL INFERIOR Hipster Barista

YEAH, IF YOU COULD JUST PUT SOME RESISTANCE ON YOUR BIKE THAT'D BE GREAT

  Bill Lumbergh