Daebak Lyft

I DON'T ALWAYS LYFT... BUT WHEN I DO, I GEE GEE GEE GEE BABY BABY BABY The Most Interesting Man In The World

wont go to the dr

MY DAUGHTER DOESN'T ALWAYS TELL ME TO GO TO THE DOCTOR... BUT WHEN SHE DOES, I DON'T LISTEN The Most Interesting Man In The World

semesters

READY OR NOT SEMESTERS ARE HERE! Evil Plotting Raccoon

PONTE LA MANO EN EL CORAZON

AYUDANOS  Misc

Evil Hunting Raccoon

DID YOU SAY ITS FRIDAY??? AND YOUR HEADED TO THE LEASE TO FILL THE FEEDERS!! Evil Plotting Raccoon

thala fans

TRUE LUV HAS A HABIT OF CMG BACK BOOSHAN BACK Misc

sad news

SAD NEWS TODAY WEEZY WAS FOUND ALIVE AND SAFE IN HIS HOME THIS MORNING Misc

FAT LAZY HANDICAP

BACK IN MY DAY A FAT PIECE OF SHIT WENT ON A DIET! NOT TO A DOCTOR TO GET A HANDICAP DECAL Misc

PUSSY EATING VAMPIRE

GOOD EVENING!  I AM GOING TO SUCK YOUR YOUR PUSSY, YOUR TITTIES..(EVIL LAUGH) Misc

Having to know the size of a girl

HAD TO ENROLL MY COLLEAGUES IN A HACKATHON NEEDED TO INPUT THE T-SHIRT SIZE FOR A SALESWOMAN First World Problems