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I'm Sorry we don't have any "comic books" But we do have plenty of Graphic Novels
George W. Bush's memoir? It's in the fiction section, under "Alternative History."
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You want a FIRST edition of "The Iliad"? Sure. You build the fire, and I'll warm up my voice. I hope my ancient Greek's not too rusty.
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Shakespeare, but, like in English? You're going to drop out as soon as you're 16, aren't you?
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Why is twilight in the children's section? because the fireplace is already full
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Ask me to watch your kid while you go get coffee? Sure! I definitely studied medieval literature in college for that.
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No, you can't buy a book, photocopy it at Staples, and return it for a full refund. Thanks for alerting me to your cunning scheme, genius.
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Wow! You have the best job! It must be great to be able to sit behind the desk and read all day. *Headdesk*
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Um, no, I'm pretty sure Anne Frank DID write "The Diary of Anne Frank." Though if you want to let her know she didn't actually experience that atrocity, she might be happy to hear it.
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No, we don't carry the Twilight books I burnt down the last bookstore i worked in that stocked it.
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