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Dad! A carnivorous plant ate mom in our backyard! Good. Stage one is complete. W-what's stage two? In a few hours, you will collect its feces and I'll show you stage two.

Dad! A carnivorous plant ate mom in our backyard! Good. Stage one is complete. W-what's stage two? In a few hours, you will collect its feces and I'll show you stage two. - Dad! A carnivorous plant ate mom in our backyard! Good. Stage one is complete. W-what's stage two? In a few hours, you will collect its feces and I'll show you stage two. Stare Dad
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Dad, where's mom? What do you mean? She's not in the kitchen Get my gun.

Dad, where's mom? What do you mean? She's not in the kitchen Get my gun.
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Dad I got in a fight today at school! Did you win? No. Get my belt!

Dad I got in a fight today at school! Did you win? No. Get my belt!
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Dad, my balloon popped!!! Why do you think you're here? What? Rubber breaks.

Dad, my balloon popped!!! Why do you think you're here? What? Rubber breaks.
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Dad, I knocked over and broke your... Son I don't care, I just don't... ...your bottle of scotch. Start running now son, NOW!

Dad, I knocked over and broke your... Son I don't care, I just don't... ...your bottle of scotch. Start running now son, NOW!
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Dad, I hate my new school, and our mascot is a stupid, giant fish! Fuck his brains out. Like a boss? I raised you well...

Dad, I hate my new school, and our mascot is a stupid, giant fish! Fuck his brains out. Like a boss? I raised you well...
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Daddy why do I need glasses, you and mommy don't need them! Bad eyesight is genetic, boy. Exactly, so.. I'm not your fucking Dad!

Daddy why do I need glasses, you and mommy don't need them! Bad eyesight is genetic, boy. Exactly, so.. I'm not your fucking Dad!
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Gross i found i bag of smelly stuff! son, it,s just a trash bag It was in your dresser MY STASH!!!

Gross i found i bag of smelly stuff! son, it,s just a trash bag It was in your dresser MY STASH!!!
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Dad, all of the boys from school are in the yard! All of them? Yes... My milkshakes!

Dad, all of the boys from school are in the yard! All of them? Yes... My milkshakes!
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Dad, I got raped! Good. What? Time for Round Two.

Dad, I got raped! Good. What? Time for Round Two.
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Dad I read something awesome on Reddit the other day! Did you upvote it? n..no... Go get my gun.

Dad I read something awesome on Reddit the other day! Did you upvote it? n..no... Go get my gun.
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