You correct everyone's spelling and grammar on the Internet? You must be so intellectually superior.
You and your girlfriend just broke up? YES, TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE BEST THREE MONTHS OF YOUR LIFE.
You'll pray for me? My, aren't we helpful?
Try not to wear yourself out.
You're an actor? At Which Restaurant?
oh thanks for pointing out that repost, it's a good thing you've memorized the internet
I see you're proclaiming how you became atheist You must be an incredibly deep and complex person
Oh look, you're making fun of nickelback what exquisite musical tastes you have
Philosophy major? So, what is the starting salary for a philosopher?
Literally? I think you mean Figuratively
Oh, you posted song lyrics as your status You're deep
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