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That was a lovely play date Inviting me up for some Yoo-hoo?
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Hey babe, wanna see my tattoo? Yeah, that's right. It's a rub on.
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You're in time out? You must've been very naughty.
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I may have to stay home sick tomorrow Cause girl you got a case of cooties I wouldn't mind catching.
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Do you work at subway? cause you're giving me a footlong.
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need to go somewhere, sweetheart? I'm line leader for the day
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The word of the day is legs Let's meet at naptime and spread the word
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